Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Body Count

Painful at times, awkward, cliched, and yet, I still enjoyed it.

There are two overall classes of films:
1. those that are worth watching even if you have limited time available and need to maximize each experience, and
2. those that you're content watching because you have a ton of time on your hands, a ton of movies available that you can watch whenever you feel like it, you're not expecting too much at the moment and are simply looking for a temporary escape.

This film falls firmly in the latter category, and I would never recommend it to someone looking for "something that will be worth the investment". But if you've got plenty of time on your hands and want some distraction, you could do much worse.

Grade: 5/10

We are rounding up from 4.5 in this case. Or perhaps 4.75. It didn't try to be too much, and it wasn't, but it had Alyssa Milano and it wasn't totally horrible, and that's something.

For the record we will refer to film type 1 above as "protein" and the latter as "empty carbs". If we feel like it.

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